http://aelysa.com/blog Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:26:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en People have been asking: "Alisa, wtf happened to your blog?  I totally miss your bullshit." One word, Gwenny.  Holy fuck, she is a handful now.  She sprouted two little teeth and it went all downhill from there.  I'm thinking she has mommy's adhd but it's conflicting with daddy's concentration genes.  So she's ... http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=59 My hair is going crazy.  You know the three month post baby fall out?  Where your hair comes out in handfuls and you leave enough hair on the bathroom tile to make whole cats?  Well, my hair has decided to regrow.  With a vengeance.  I have all these two and ... http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=58 Your daily taquito burrito. http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=57 I have this rad skin condition that makes me welt up if I get scratched.  Makes me look as if I am into some really heavy bondage stuff because it looks like keloid scarring.  Thank goodness it's only temporary.  While googling "baby hives antibiotics", I came across Dermographism.  Thank you ... http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=56 :(  Gwen must have inherited my allergy to everything.  I'm guessing the antibiotics caused the hives on my baby.  So sad. http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=55 So, I fell off the face of the earth.  I'm not sure what happened, but the last thing I remember is passing out and then I wake up to find it's late January.  Some notes: New Years Resolutions: I will bring to fruition three totally awesome alisa schemes.  Because really, what good ... http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=54 But I haven't managed to find time to write it down, and they were little gems of awesomeness too.  But I've forgotten. :( But I do have one thing.  Flossers with the string cut out make great baby nose pickers (if you use the "middle" protrusion, it's like it's got ... http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=53 I just can't do it man.  It's retarded.  There's a reason why people say "My god, she's such a good baby, she rarely fusses." - it's because she trusts mom to help her out when she does.  I've got to respond to her cries of help, it just feels right ... http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=52 Like those rawhides that they leave around with just the ends lightly chewed, collecting lint.  Sprinkle a ramen soup packet on the rawhide.  Salt + Chemicals  + Puppy = no tiny needle teeth on your heels. I'm such an idiot to sign up for a puppy and a 5 month old. I ... http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=51 Between taking care of my fav little animal Gwenny and the moving and the craziness, I haven't been able to blog and write down my most important and intimate thoughts. So, I'll just make a short list of brief recaps. 1. My breastpads smell like cake if I leave them ... http://aelysa.com/blog/?p=50